O.o (nanofemto) wrote in humoursection,
O.o
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The new flu

A woman calls her boss one morning and tells him that she is staying home because she is not feeling well.

"What's the matter?" he asks
"I have a case of anal glaucoma," she says in a weak voice.
"What the hell is anal glaucoma?"
"I can't see my ass coming into work today."
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