Nallym (swordofshadows) wrote in humoursection,
Nallym
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Beware the Wrath of Women

3 people were applying for jobs with the CIA, 2 men and 1 woman. Their interviewer says, "ok you've made it this far, now whoever can do this task best will get the job. The first man goes up and is given a gun. "all you have to do is shoot your wife. He goes into the room with his wife and comes out a few seconds later; he couldn't do it. The same happens for the last man. Now it's the woman's turn, she is given the gun and told to shoot her husband. She goes in. Some banging and screaming is heard.
She comes out triumphantly but says: "Why the hell did you give me an unloaded gun? I had to use a fucking chair!"
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